Why am I here, you ask? My goal is simple. My goal is to save the human race, one person at a time. This blog is dedicated to exposing the cacti as sentient embodiments of evil, and educating and informing the public of the threat that they pose to the well-being of humanity. To the best of my ability, it is regularly updated with the most current news and inside information. Follow me to stay in the loop, it could very well save your life.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I don’t know the story behind this, but first, I say OWW!
Second, I would have an equally confused look on my face if I responded to this call.
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Today, I am on a mission to exterminate all cactuskind.
Delicious nachos are a cactus mind control trick.
(Source: horrible-things)
It’s gonna suck to be stuck with the mark of the cacti for the next 2 weeks. >=D
Cactccidents?
AMANDA.
Awareness of the impending Cactapocalypse is spreading throughout America.
(Source: awesomephilia)
We got a cactus bowl for both of us but then I ended up drinking the whole thing because the rum tried to kill Ally.
It was delicious. Cactus mind control, I swear.
It made her throat feel like it was closing. Beware if you ever drink one of these. It’s deceptively delicious, but afterwards you’ll probably end up in a desert with no recollection of prior events, forever a slave to the Cactus Universe. I guess I was one of the lucky ones.
Anonymous asked: Will my guinea pig get along with a cactus?
no they are natural enemies
Maybe they truly will be what saves us from the Cactapocalypse.
cactus forest by *rodulfo
Note the soulless cactus slaves within this garden of death. Don’t ever get involved with cacti, or this could be you.
